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English new suits
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Two English men are walking along O`Connell Street in Ireland when they see a sign in a shop window. Suits ?15.00, shirts ?2.00, trousers ?2.50.
One said to the other one, "Look at that. We could buy a lot of that gear and resell it when we get back to England. We could make a fortune!
When we go into the shop don`t say anything, let me do all the talking, cause if they hear our accent they might not serve us, so I`ll speak in my best Irish accent."
They go in and he orders, 50 suits at ?15.00, 100 shirts at ?2.00 and 50 trousers at ?2.50.
The owner of the shop asks, "You`re English aren`t you?"
The Englishman replies, "Oh bother... Yes, how the hell did you know that?"
The owner says, "This is a dry cleaners..."
Submitted by Calamjo
Editted by Christine and Curtis
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