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Magical jungle
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Once upon a time, there was a magical jungle called Mimbubu.
In this magical jungle there lived a tribe of Amazon Pygmies.
Legend has it that the Mimbubu jungle was inhabited by an evil and deadly bird, the Foo bird.
The tribe tells the story of how the Foo bird stalks its prey while passing unaware through the Mimbubu jungle, and when the unsuspecting victim is least aware, the Foo bird lays a single bird dropping on them.
Now the bird dropping proves no harm, but to the unfortunate victim, removing or brushing off the bird dropping results in instantaneous DEATH!!
Needless to say, the people of Mimbubu spend their entire lives covered in bird droppings from the Foo bird.
And what, you might ask, is their tribe motto?
"If the Foo shits, wear it."
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