|
|
|
Space
Ethnic jokes
Rating : 3.92, 25 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Once upon a time NASA decided to send three astronauts to space for two years.
One was American, One was Russian and the other was English.
NASA allowed each of them to take 200 pounds of baggage each.
The American decided to take along his wife, the Englishman decided to take along books to learn how to speak German, and the Russian decided to take along cigarettes.
Two years later, when the space shuttle landed, there was a big crowd waiting to welcome them home.
First came the American and his wife and each of them had a baby in their arms.
Next came the Englishman speaking fluent German. They both gave their speeches and got a rousing round of applause.
Suddenly, out came the Russian with a cigarette in his mouth. He walked up to the podium, snarled at the crowd, and asked "Has anyone got a match?"
Rating : 3.92, 25 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Ethnic jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 3.92, 25 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
1. Don`t imagine you can change a man - unless he`s in diapers. 2. What do you do if your boyfri... Read this joke...
Yo Mamma`s so far, a friend showed her a picture of her feet... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
Why don`t you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance?... Read this joke...
Eddie Cochran`s last recording before he died was Three Steps to Heaven!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
A man who had just moved out to the country decides to start a farm... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff