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Surplize, surplize

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Three guys, the American captain, an Australian and a Japanese guy are shipwrecked on an island.
On reaching shore, the American asks the Australian to find a good spot for a camp.
He turns to the Japanese guy and says to go into the bush and get supplies.
`I`ll scout the island and we`ll meet at the camp at dusk,` said the captain.
The captain returns to find the Australian has set up camp but the Japanese guy hadn`t returned.
`Where`s that Jap with the supplies?` said the captain.
The night passes and still there is no sign of the Jap with the supplies, so they go looking for him.
They scout the whole island but can`t find him.
Just as they are returning to camp, the Jap jumps out from behind a tree and shouts, `Surplize, surplize.`

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