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  Jokes > Ethnic jokes : White boy

White boy


Ethnic jokes Rating : 6.26, 1989 votes. Reviews : 616 [add review]

A little black boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the flour and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "Mom, look, I`m a white boy!"
His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"
He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a white boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"
The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a white boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.
His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"
To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been white for 5 minutes and I already hate you black people!"



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Reviews of that joke : Reviews : 616, Rating : 6.26, 1989 votes.

Posted by amsterDAMN at 11-Jul-2007 13:40:48
hahah white's wanna be niggers. Im sure behind that white man computer here is a skinny fag whos name is robert smtih and listnen to gunit all day haha.Oh yeah @ Gunit, Martin Luther King is a great hero

Posted by THICKINIKKI at 10-Jul-2007 18:27:12
all of yall r fuck*n dumb as H*LL

Posted by blacks r douches at 9-Jul-2007 03:05:05
ok for rmoney how do u c a black person at night... wen they smile. cuz they cant aford a tooth brush..they use the link card to buy there 40s

Posted by douche at 9-Jul-2007 03:00:55
ok i google white jokes n there is lik none but wen u google black jokes there lik a shit load of pages

Posted by soph at 8-Jul-2007 09:33:40
i h8 blak ppl they stink of shit and luk lyk theyc just dipped there head in shit. oh sorry they have coz they cum from the arse. lol im only 11 so that was quite funny and i made it up fromt eh top of my head

Posted by kevin defo at 4-Jul-2007 14:42:18
fucking niggers

Posted by kevin defo at 4-Jul-2007 14:41:49
fucking niggers

Posted by rmoney at 1-Jul-2007 05:02:14
A)hey white boy why r u nameing your self G-Unit? Q)CUZ U DONT HAVE A FAVOURITE WHITE GANG BITCH AND IF U HATE BLACK PEOPLE SO MUCH THEN WHY U NAME YOUR SELF G-UNIT BITCH THERE IS NO WHITE PERSON IN G-UNIT U WHITE TRASH.

Posted by rmoney at 30-Jun-2007 08:00:28
fuck white ppl thats all i got to say iam loging off white

bitchches

Posted by rmoney at 30-Jun-2007 07:55:00
ohh Honky_tonk r u goin to cry cuz we r making horrible white jokes well fuck you white trash and i say 10 for the white jokes.

Posted by rmoney at 30-Jun-2007 07:44:16
good one Leo

Posted by rmoney at 30-Jun-2007 07:39:56
Ques: when a black gal smile at you, what do you say? Ans: omg how beautiful are her teeth.
and then a white a gal walks in and smile at you, you said damn what are those yellow stuff in your mouth. and the white gal said, they are my teeth so the black guy said, well keep them in next time coz i dont need no heart attack.

Posted by rmoney at 30-Jun-2007 07:35:50
chicken's son when on a fight and he ran home to his dad. His dad said dont be a white boy , go back there and finish the fight. so he when back and won the fight. so his dad came and siad congragultions now you are a black boy son.

Posted by rmoney at 30-Jun-2007 07:33:05
comment for G-unit...jesus is not white he and when he died you bitches say he's white.

Posted by Honky_tonk at 29-Jun-2007 17:48:53
Why are all you people on here making horrible white jokes?

Ans. Because you are all stupid niggers (that smell) and you don't have jobs!

Why do all niggers work at warehoues?

Ans. Because you are all lazy and you can't do anything that requires intelligence!

I bid you farewell!
Go buy a house.......Oh wait you don't have the credit.........hahahaha

Posted by fuck yo' white privilege at 29-Jun-2007 00:43:12
a 10 for black's joke!

Posted by Leo at 28-Jun-2007 18:43:38
just a comment for G-unit... Braveheart and Superman are movies and Jusus wasn't white.

Posted by no one at 26-Jun-2007 12:57:58
every one send me some mail!! my email is -
A u s t en D u k e s @ h o t m a i l . c o m
also if you dont like me Screw you!!!! I own you white people!!!!
damn miracle whip!

Posted by G-Unit at 24-Jun-2007 23:54:03
just a comment to rmoney and his jokes about no white brave people what about "braveheart" you retard and superman and Jesus he died on a cross for our sins, name a another hero that tops that besides Malcolm X cuz he kicks ass

Posted by rmoney and real gal at 23-Jun-2007 09:24:25
Que: if a white person smile at you, what would you say? Ans: damn ugly close your butter teeth.

Posted by rmoney and real gal at 23-Jun-2007 08:58:44
q:if you are a beautiful black person and you wake up in the mornning and you find yourself white, what would u say? A: OMG i'm some kind of white ugly ghost.

Posted by real gal at 23-Jun-2007 08:46:55
A little 18 years old white gal who has white friends only. she has a white boyfriend. she break up with her boyfriend when she saw a black guy. she when up to her friends saying omg i saw this hot black guy so i break up with my boyfriend. she left her friends and when to look for black chicks to be friend with. she didnt fine any so she wen to a black peopl party. when she when there the stoped and every one turns at her saying omg we have one of the white ugly fish here.

Posted by rmoney at 23-Jun-2007 08:34:02
i got a joke.why dont white people have real heros?because there is no brave white person

Posted by rmoney at 23-Jun-2007 08:27:37
thats a good one coz white ppl shit

Posted by black at 19-Jun-2007 23:26:09
A little white boy goes into the kitchen where His mom is baking. He puts His hand in the black shoe polish and wipes it all over His face. He looks at His mom and says, "Mom, look, I`m a black boy!"

His mom slaps him in the kisser and says, "Go show your father!"

He goes to His dad in the living room and says, "Look dad, I`m a black boy!" His dad slaps him hard in the face and says, "Go show your Grandmother!"

The boy goes in His grandmother`s room and says, "Look granny, I`m a black boy!" His grandmother slaps him in the face and sends him back to His mother.

His mother says "See. Did you learn anything from that?!"

To which the boy replies, "Sure enough did. I`ve only been black for 5 minutes and I already hate you white people!"


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