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Die laughing

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There are three men walking in a pasture.
the owner spots them and yells"Get off my land. Better yet,get over here or I`ll shoot you for tresspassing!"

The three men run over to the man, scared of being shot.

The man replies"I`ll tell you what.Go into my garden right up there and pick any fruit you want and come back here."
The first man picks a strawberry and returns.

The man says"O.K. If you can stick this up your ass without laughing, you may go."
The man does as he is told and starts laughing. He is shot where he stands.
The second man returns with a blueberry. The man tells this guy the same thing. The man starts to,but then starts laughing.He is also shot.
Then the secong guy sees the first guy in heaven and says"You got shot because you laughed?"
The first man replies"Yes."
The first man the asks the second man the same question. The second man replies"I couldn`t help but to laugh."
The first man asks why?
The second man replies"Well I saw the third guy coming with a watermelon and couldn`t help myself."

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