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Happy birthday
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Rating : 4.09, 348 votes.
Reviews : 23 [add review]
Brucie came home from work only to see His lover Sydney in a worried state.
"What`s wrong, Syd?" Brucie asked.
"I think I`ve got something stuck in my ass. Can you take a real close look?"
Bruce told Sydney to bend over and gazed into His lover`s asshole.
"I don`t see anything up there, Syd."
"But there is! I know there is!" Sydney insisted.
"Stick your finger up there and maybe you can feel something."
Brucie complied but came up with air.
"I don`t feel anything, Syd."
"I know something`s up there. Stick another finger in!"
Brucie did as he was told.
"I still don`t feel anything, Syd."
"Then try putting your hand up there!" Syd cried.
Brucie shoved His hand up to His in Sydney`s asshole. When he pulled it out, there was a thousand-dollar watch on His wrist.
"What the hell-" Bruce said. "Whats this about?"
Sydney sings, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you..." Brucie came home from work only to see His lover Sydney in a worried state.
"What`s wrong, Syd?" Brucie asked.
"I think I`ve got something stuck in my ass. Can you take a real close look?"
Bruce told Sydney to bend over and gazed into His lover`s asshole.
"I don`t see anything up there, Syd."
"But there is! I know there is!" Sydney insisted.
"Stick your finger up there and maybe you can feel something."
Brucie complied but came up with air.
"I don`t feel anything, Syd."
"I know something`s up there. Stick another finger in!"
Brucie did as he was told.
"I still don`t feel anything, Syd."
"Then try putting your hand up there!" Syd cried.
Brucie shoved His hand up to His in Sydney`s asshole. When he pulled it out, there was a thousand-dollar watch on His wrist.
"What the hell-" Bruce said. "Whats this about?"
Sydney sings, "Happy Birthday to you, happy birthday to you..."
Rating : 4.09, 348 votes.
Reviews : 23 [add review]
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