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Heimlich maneuver

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Junior heard some grunting from the kitchen. Curious, he went to investigate. He walked in to see the milkman humping his motner in the rear. The milkman sees him and says,

"It is okay junior. Your mother got choked and I`m just using the Heimlich Maneuver to get Her unchoked.."

"Yes, Junior, you go back to bed. I`m getting unchoked."

Junior backs off, but stays in the shadows of the hall to watch. He sees the milkman continue to hump, his mother gasp for breath, and the mailkman gasp for breath. When they had panted themselves out, he sees the milkman withdraw his huge dick, pull up his pants and leave. He rushes back to his bedroom so his Mom will not get on his case if she sees him.

On Saturday, his Dad is babysiting him while his Mom shops for food. He asks to go play with his friend Danny, and the Dad tells him it is okay. Awhile later Danny"s mother drags him home by his shirt collar.

"Keep your filthy little bugger away from my Danny!" she yells at the father.

"You had better tell me what you did, Junior!" the father yells at him.

"All I did was try to stop him from choking."

"How did you do it?

"I used the Heimlich Maneuver."

How did you learn the Heimlich Maneuver?"

"From the milkman"


"A few days ago."

"If you were doing it right, why was Johnny`s mother so upset.?"

"I don`t know."

"Tell me exactly what you did."

Danny choked on his bubble gum, so I pushed him down on his bed, pulled down his shorts, pulled down my pants, and I started humping him like the milkman humped Mommy. I think Danny`s Mom got upset `cause it didn`t work, and I think it didn"t work `cause I couldn`t get my peewee big like the milkman got his."

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