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  Jokes > Gender jokes : 15 pieces of advice for women about men

15 pieces of advice for women about men

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  1. Don`t imagine you can change a man, unless he`s in diapers.
  2. What do you do when your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door behind him.
  3. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able to put them all up there.
  4. Never let your man`s mind wander. Its too small to be out on it`s own.
  5. Go for the younger man. You might as well, they never mature anyways.
  6. Men are all the same. They just have different faces so you can tell them apart.
  7. The definition of a bachelor is a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable.
  8. Women don`t make fools of men. Most of them are do-it-yourself types.
  9. The best way to get a man to do something is to say he`s too old for it.
  10. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  11. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital.
  12. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in Biblical times, men wouldn`t ask for directions.
  13. If he asks what kind of books you`re interested in, tell him checkbooks.
  14. Remeber, a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes. It means that you laugh at him.
  15. Sadly, all men are created equal.

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