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Male vocabulary

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"Haven`t I seen you before?"
== "Nice ass."
"I`m a Romantic."
== "I`m poor."
"I need you."
== "My hand is tired."
"I am different from all the other guys."
== "I am not circumcised."
"I want a commitment."
== "I`m sick of masturbation."
"You`re the only girl I`ve ever cared about."
== "You are the only girl who hasn`t rejected me."
"I really want to get to know you better."
== "So I can tell my friends about it."
"It`s just orange juice, try it."
== "3 more shots, and she`ll have Her legs around my head."
"She`s kinda cute."
== "I wouldn`t kick Her out of bed but a pillow over the head might be necessary."
"I don`t know if I like her."
== "She won`t sleep with me."
"I miss you so much."
== "I am so horny that my male roommate is starting to look good."
"Was it good for you?"
== "I`m insecure about my manhood."
"How do I compare with all your other boyfriends?"
== "Is my penis really that small?"
"I had a wonderful time last night."
== "Who the hell are you?"
"Do you love me?"
== "I`ve done something stupid and you might find out."
"Do you `really` love me?"
== "I`ve done something stupid and you`re going to find out sooner or later."
"How much do you love me?"
== "I`ve done something really stupid and someone`s on their way to tell you by now."
"I have something to tell you."
== "Get tested."
"I`ll give you a call."
== "I`d rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again."
"I`ve been thinking a lot."
== "You`re not as attractive as when I was drunk."
"I think we should just be friends."
== "You`re ugly."
"I`ve learned a lot from you."
== "Next!!"
"I`m on a long distance call, can you call me later?"
== "I gotta turn on my answering machine."

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