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You were there
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Even though her husband had been in a coma for months, the faithful wife stayed by his bedside every day. When he finally came to, he motioned for her to come near. She leaned over in order to hear him.
"What is it, my husband?"
"When I got fired, you were thereЕ"
"Yes, dear," she comforted him.
"When my business failed, you were thereЕ"
"Yes, dear."
"When I got depressed and started drinking, you were thereЕ"
"Yes, dear."
"When we went bankrupt and lost our home, you were thereЕ"
"Yes, dear."
"And when my health failed, once again you were right here by my sideЕ"
"Yes, dear."
"You know what?"
"What, dear?"
"YouТre bad luck!"
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