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Addicted to the web
Holiday jokes
Rating : 4.87, 8 votes.
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(Sung to the tune of "Winter Wonderland")
Doorbell rings, I`m not list`nin`,
From my mouth, drool is glist`nin`,
I`m happy -- although
My boss let me go --
Happily addicted to the Web.
All night long, I sit clicking,
Unaware time is ticking,
There`s beard on my cheek,
Same clothes for a week,
Happily addicted to the Web!
Friends come by; they shake me, Saying, "Yo, man!
Don`t you know tonight`s the senior prom?"
With a listless shrug, I mutter "No, man;
I just discovered laugh-a-lot-dot-com!"
I don`t phone, don`t send faxes,
Don`t go out, don`t pay taxes,
Who cares if someday
They drag me away?
I`m happily addicted to the Web!
Happ-ilyyyyy, ad-dict-eeeed to the Weeeeeb!! (Yeah!)
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