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Dad will never say
Holiday jokes
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Top Ten Things You`ll Never Hear a Dad Say 10. Well, how `bout that?... I`m lost! Looks like we`ll have to stop and ask for directions. 9. You know Pumpkin, now that you`re thirteen, you`ll be ready for unchaperoned car dates. Won`t that be fun? 8. I noticed that all your friends have a certain "up yours" attitude ... I like that. 7. Here`s a credit card and the keys to my new car -- GO CRAZY. 6. What do you mean you wanna play football? Figure skating not good enough for you, son? 5. Your Mother and I are going away for the weekend ... you might want to consider throwing a party. 4. Well, I don`t know what`s wrong with your car. Probably one of those doo-hickey thingies -- you know -- that makes it run or something. Just have it towed to a mechanic and pay whatever he asks. 3. No son of mine is going to live under this roof without an earring -- now quit your belly-aching, and let`s go to the mall. 2. Whaddya wanna go and get a job for? I make plenty of money for you to spend. 1. Father`s Day? aahh -- don`t worry about that -- it`s no big deal.
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