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Short irish jokes
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Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic? A: It has a 12 month waiting list. Q: What`s long & green & has a low I.Q.? A: A St. Patrick`s Day Parade Q: Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick`s Day? A: Regular rocks are too heavy. Q: Why can`t you borrow money from a leprechaun? A: Because they`re always a little short. Q: How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time? A: He`s Dublin over with laughter! Q: Why did St. Patrick drive the snakes out of Ireland? A: He couldn`t afford plane fare. Q: What`s Irish and stays out all night? A: Patty O`furniture! Q: How did the Irish Jig get started? A: Too much to drink and not enough restrooms!
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