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Burry him in blue joke

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The widow takes a look at her dear departed one right before the funeral and, to her horror, finds that he`s in his brown suit. She`d specifically said to the undertaker that she wanted him buried in his blue suit; she`d brought it especially for that occasion, and she was distressed that the mortician had left him in the same brown suit he`d been wearing when the lightning bolt hit him.
She demanded that the corpse be changed into the blue suit she`d brought especially for that purpose. The undertaker said, "But madam! It`s only a minute or two until the funeral is scheduled to begin! We can`t possibly take him out and get him changed in that amount of time.
The lady said, "Who`s paying for this?" Seeing the logic to this argument, a very reluctant mortician wheeled the coffin out, but then wheeled it right back in a moment later. Miraculously, the corpse was in a blue suit.
After the ceremony, a well-satisfied widow complimented the undertaker on the smooth and speedy service. She especially wanted to know how he`d been able to get her husband into a blue suit so fast. The funeral director said, "Oh, it was easy. It happens that there was another body in the back room and he was already dressed in a blue suit. All we had to do was switch heads!

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