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Dentist chrome joke
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Rating : 6.33, 3 votes.
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A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth. The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"
The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious...Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegtables, everything."
"Well," says the dentist, "that`s probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. It`s eaten away your upper plate. I`ll make you a new plate, and this time use chrome." "Why chrome?" asks the patient.
To which the dentist replies, "It`s simple. Everyone knows that there`s no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
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