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Doggy nuts


Humor jokes Rating : 3.85, 33 votes. Reviews : 6 [add review]

a man decides to call his neighbor.

woman, hello

man, is this the jones residents?

woman, yes it is, who is this?

man, yowdy ma'am this is neighbor bill about a quarter mile down the road, i got a problem about that damn dog of yours.

woman, dog? our dog passed away.

man, i reckon it did, that damn thing came down my yard one morning when i was having a cup of coffee and i peaked out the window and i seen that mut of yours humping my mushie, damn thing look like it had the aids.

woman, excuse me?

man, wait i aint finished, i ran the sonbitch off once the second time he took a shit in my yard, i yanked out my chainsaw and went to cut it up and i said well hell this aint no log, hell when i finally figured it out i thought a airplane dropped its shitter on me.

woman, im sorry sir but...

man, i mean hell i thought it was a elephant turd, what in the hell you been feeding that dog, the turd just big as ya leg, im gonna have to come down there and whip ya fuckin ass, you and your dog cant shit on me. my daughter fell in that pile of shit and i still havent got the smell out of my trailor, its making my yard look bad. what are you gonna do about it?

woman, scoop it up and throw it in the garbage.

man, scoop it up hell, i believe im gonna have to come down there and just whip ya fuckin ass, i can see why the dog of yours died shitting something like that out. i never seen dog shit like that.



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