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Police Chase-1
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Rating : 4.16, 51 votes.
Reviews : 12 [add review]
I was pulled over for speeding today. So the officer said "License and Registration please"
so i tell him." Waffles..."
officer replies"excuse me"
"Pickles..."
he is furios right now.
He said "get out of the car"
"no..."
"excuse..."
I got a gun!"
so he called back up
the cheif comes up
" did u threaten this officer"
"no..."
" i thin..."
"I GOT A GUN!
so he calls the fucking swat team
The Swat leader comes up
"GET OUT!"
"no..."
"i will.."
" I GOT A GUN AND I WILL SHOOT EVERY FUCKING ONE OF YOU WHO TRYS TO GIVE ME A TICKET"
So the whole gang leaves
and the best part was i didnt have a gun.
Rating : 4.16, 51 votes.
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