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The internet is like a penis

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It can be up or down. It`s more fun when it`s up, but hard to get any real work done.
If you don`t apply protective measures, it can spread viruses.
It has no brain of its own. Instead, it uses- and confuses- yours.
We attach an importance to it that is far greater than its actual size and influence warrant.
If you`re not careful, it can get you in big trouble.
Some people have it, some don`t
People who have it would be devastated if it were cut off- and they think those who don`t have it want it.
People who don`t have it may agree that it`s a nifty toy but think it`s not worth the fuss made about it.
Once you`ve started playing with it, it`s hard to stop.
Some people would play with it all day if they didn`t have to work. Of course, some people do anyway!

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