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A collection of insults!-12

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We know that you would give your life for us. Promise!
When you pass away and people ask me what the cause of your death was, I`ll say it was your stupidity.
Well, I`ll see you in my dreams -- if I eat too much.
Hey, I remember you when you had only one stomach.
Anyone who told you to be yourself couldn`t have given you worse advice.
Let`s play horse. I`ll be the front end and you be yourself.
I`ll never forget the first time we met -- although, I`ll keep trying.
You are not the worst person in the world, but until one worse comes along, you`ll do.
If I were as ugly as you are, I wouldn`t say hello, I`d say boo!
I feel sorry for you because you are so homely, but I feel even sorrier for other people because they have to look at you.
Yours is a prima facie case of ugliness. And your body is ugly, too.
I know one should judge a man by what he really is instead of by appearances, but you are REALLY ugly.

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