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Kissing the stone


Insults jokes Rating : 4.91, 30 votes. Reviews : 24 [add review]

A group of Americans was touring Ireland. One of the women
in the group was a real curmudgeon, constantly complaining.
The bus seats are uncomfortable the food is terrible It`s too
hot, It`s too cold & the accommodations are awful.


The group arrived at the site of the famous Blarney Stone.
"Good luck will be following you all your days, if you kiss
the Blarney Stone," the guide said. "Unfortunately, it`s
being cleaned today and so no one will be able to kiss it.
Perhaps we can come back tomorrow."


"We can`t be here tomorrow," the nasty woman shouted. "We
have some other boring tour to go on. So I guess we can`t
kiss the stupid stone."


"Well now," the guide said, "it is said that if you kiss
someone who has kissed the stone, you`ll have the same good
fortune."


"And I suppose you`ve kissed the stone," the woman scoffed.


"No, ma`am," the frustrated guide said, "but I`ve sat on
it."




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