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Perfect put downs

Insults jokes Rating : 4.13, 49 votes. Reviews : 14 [add review]

Sorry but you seem to mistaking me for someone who is interested
in what you are saying.
Here`s some money (hand it to the jerk) go call somebody who
I`d sue my parents if I had a face like yours.
God do you need a special licence to be so ugly?
You smell of piss.
Did you style your hair like that on perpose?
Is that your head or did your neck thow-up?
God your ugly..oh shit did i say that out loud?
I don`t mean to be rude but could you please fuck off.
Could you stand back a little your breath is scourching my

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