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  Jokes > Insults jokes : Yo momma's so ugly

Yo momma's so ugly


Insults jokes Rating : 4.33, 3 votes. Reviews : 1 [add review]


Yo momma`s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
Yo momma`s so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma`s so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let`s go bury it."
Yo momma`s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make cookies.
Yo momma`s so ugly, they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
Yo momma`s so ugly, they didn`t give her a costume when she auditioned for Star Wars.
Yo momma`s so ugly, instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Yo momma`s so ugly, her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her
Yo momma`s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.
Yo momma`s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma`s so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she made an onion cry.
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she went to the beautician it took 12 hours.. .for a quote!
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she tried to take a bath, the water jumped out!
Yo momma`s so ugly, even Rice Krispies won`t talk to her!
Yo momma`s so ugly, on Halloween the kids trick or treat her by phone!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma`s so ugly, people go as her to Halloween parties.
Yo momma`s so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma`s so ugly, that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn`t have to kiss her goodbye.
Yo momma`s so ugly, I heard that your dad first met her at the pound.
Yo momma`s so ugly, I wouldn`t fuck her with a stolen dick.
Yo momma`s so ugly, I`ve seen cow pies I`d rather do it with.
Yo momma`s so ugly, Ted Dansen wouldn`t date her!
Yo momma`s so ugly, a fly wouldn`t sit on her.
Yo momma`s so ugly, even rice krispies won`t talk to her!
Yo momma`s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail!
Yo momma`s so ugly, her doctor is a veterinarian.
Yo momma`s so ugly, her face is closed on weekends!
Yo momma`s so ugly, her face is like a melted willy.
Yo momma`s so ugly, her momma had to be drunk to breast feed her.
Yo momma`s so ugly, her nickname is Damn!
Yo momma`s so ugly, her vibrator turned limp!
Yo momma`s so ugly, if she joined an ugly contest they`d say sorry no.
Yo momma`s so ugly, if ugly were bricks she`d have her own projects!
Yo momma`s so ugly, it looks like she sleeps on a bed of nails face down!
Yo momma`s so ugly, not even her Rice Crispies will talk to her!
Yo momma`s so ugly, people go as her for Halloween.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she can turn Madusa to stone.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she could curdle urine.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she could gag a maggot on a gutwagon.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she could make a freight train take a gravel road.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she could scare a dog off a meat truck.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she could scare a hungry wolf off a meat truck.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she could scare the moss off a rock!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she had a face that would sink a thousand ships.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she had to get her baby drunk to breast feed it!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she has to sneak up on a cup of water!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she has to sneak up on a hurricane to catch a breeze.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she has to sneak up on her mirror.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she has to trick or treat over the phone.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she is very successful at her job: Being a scarecrow.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she just got a job at the airport sniffing for drugs.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she looks like a Bulldog licking piss off a thistle.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she looks like she`s been bobbing for French fries!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she looks like the elephant man chewing on a wasp.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she make my ass pucker.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she make onions cry.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she practices birth control by leaving the lights on!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she puts on her makeup in the dark!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she scares the roaches away.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she tried to take a bath and the water jumped out.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she turned Medusa to stone!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she walked past a mirror and it exploded.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she won`t even play with herself!
Yo momma`s so ugly, she wore a pork chop to get the dog to play.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she`d make a freight train take a dirt road.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she`d scare a buzzard off a gut wagon.
Yo momma`s so ugly, she`s the cover girl for iodine.
Yo momma`s so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she`d have her own projects.
Yo momma`s so ugly, that when she looks at a glass of milk it turns to cheese.
Yo momma`s so ugly, the NHL banned her for life.
Yo momma`s so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo momma`s so ugly, the psychiatrist makes her lie face down.
Yo momma`s so ugly, the tide won`t even take her out.
Yo momma`s so ugly, they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower.
Yo momma`s so ugly, they only wanted her feet for the freak show.
Yo momma`s so ugly, they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
Yo momma`s so ugly, they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
Yo momma`s so ugly, they put her in dough and made monster cookies!
Yo momma`s so ugly, they threw her away and kept the afterbirth.
Yo momma`s so ugly, they turn off the cameras when she walks into a bank!
Yo momma`s so ugly, they used her in prisons to cure sex offenders!
Yo momma`s so ugly, when I first saw her, my momma was nauseous.
Yo momma`s so ugly, when a baby, she was breast fed through a straw!
Yo momma`s so ugly, when a child, she had to be fed with a slingshot!
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she cries the tears run up her face.
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she goes to the beach the tide won`t come in!
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she walk by the bathroom the toilet flushes.
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she walk into a bank they turn the cameras off!
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she was born her incubator windows were tinted.
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she was born the doctor slapped her momma!
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she was born the windows in her incubator were tinted.
Yo momma`s so ugly, when she went to jump in the lake the lake jumped back!
Yo momma`s so ugly, when you look up ugly in the dictionary it has her picture.
Yo momma`s so ugly, yo daddy rather kiss her ass than look in her face.
Yo momma`s so ugly, you could tell the face only `cuz it had ears.
Yo momma`s so ugly, zookeepers said thanks for bringin` the bitch back!


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