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| If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive... |
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| You Know what happens when you assume? You make an ASS out of U and ME... |
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| You got mre chins than a chinese phone book... |
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| You should shower so the firemen don`t chase you with a hose every day... |
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| By the way, the zoo called, the babboons want their buts backs so you`ll have to find a new face... |
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| Your so fat that when you`re hungry the elephants hide... |
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| You`re so short that when you sit down on the sidewalk your feet dangle... |
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| Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.ur house is so dirty u have 2 wip... |
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| Fashion Tip 101: You only need to wear one pair of socks at a time and they belong on your feet ... |
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| Mirrors can`t talk and lucky for you they can`t laugh either!... |
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| You got more issues than National Geographic!... |
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| You Asked For My Number I Said... |
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| You`re as fake as a three dollar bill!... |
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| You`re so fat the last time you saw 90210 was on a scale... |
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| Shock me, say something intelligent... |
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| Have you been shopping lately?... |
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| I`m busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?... |
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| I`d like to help you out... |
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| Pardon me, but you`ve obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn... |
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| So, a thought crossed your mind? Must have been a long and lonely journey... |
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