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Four parachutes


Jokers Rating : 5.33, 6 votes. Reviews : 1 [add review]

An airplane was about to crash, and there were 5 passengers on board, but
only 4 parachutes. The first passenger, George W. Bush said, "I am the
President of the United States, and I have a great responsibility, being
leader of nearly 300 million people and a superpower." So he takes the first
parachute and jumps out of the plane.
The second passenger said, "I`m Antoine Walker, one of the best NBA
basketball players, and the Boston Celtics need me so I can`t afford to die."
So he takes the second parachute and leaves the plane.
The third passenger, Hillary Clinton, said, "I am the wife of the former
President of the United States, I am New York`s Senator, and I am the
smartest woman in the world". So she takes the third parachute and exits the
plane.
The fourth passenger, an old man, says to the fifth passenger, a 12-year-old
Boy Scout, "I am old and frail and I don`t have many years left so as a
Christian gesture and a good deed, I will sacrifice my life and let you have
the last parachute."
The Boy Scout said, "It`s okay, there`s a parachute left for you. The
world`s smartest woman took my backpack."



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