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Funny signs 2

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On a ski lift in Taos, NM: `No jumping from the lift. Survivors will be prosecuted.`
Official sign near door: Door Alarmed. Handprinted sign nearby: Window frightened.
Road sign seen on the island of Cyprus. (translation of the Greek): `Caution: Road Slippery from Grapejuice`
A sign advertising a Company wide skiing race: Let`s see who can go downhill the fastest.
Sign in King`s Canyon in California. `Slow Parking Ahead`
A billboard seen next to the highway, travelling from Johannesburg International Airport into town. An Ad for BMW showing a photo of a BMW 328i convertible with the roof and all the windows down. The caption reads:` Our hardware runs better without WINDOWS!!`
Two signs found on top of one another in a country kitchen several years ago: Restrooms to the left. Please wait for the hostess to seat you.
Seen in a health food store. "Shoplifters will be beaten over the head with an organic carrot"
"Children left unattended will be towed at parents expense."
I went to a little hole in the wall restaurant: the sign read: Women are not served here. You have to bring your own.

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