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Cheaters!
Lawyer jokes
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Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they`re off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts His ball into the rough on the 9th.
``Help me find my ball. Look over there,`` he says to Jon. After a few minutes, neither has any luck. Since a lost ball carries a four point penalty, Amanpreet secretly pulls a ball from His pocket and tosses it to the ground. ``I`ve found my ball!`` he announces.
``After all of the years we`ve been partners and playing together," Jon says, "you`d cheat me out of a lousy 50 bucks?``
``What do you mean, cheat? I found my ball sitting right there!``
``And you`re a liar, too!`` Jon says. ``I`ll have you know I`ve been STANDING on your ball for the last five minutes!``
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