|
|
|
Give him an orange
Lawyer jokes
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
One day in Contract Law class, Professor Jepson asked one of his better students, "Now if you were to give someone an orange, how would you go about it?"
The student replied, "Here`s an orange."
The professor was livid. "No! No! Think like a lawyer!" The student then recited, "Okay, I`d tell him, `I hereby give and convey to you all and singular, my estate and interests, rights, claim, title, calim and advantages of and in, said orange, together with all its rind, juice, pulp, and seeds, and all rights and advantages with full power to bite, cut, freeze and otherwise eat, the same, or give the same away with and without the pulp, juice, rind and seeds, anything herein before or hereinafter or in any deed, or deeds, instruments of whatever nature or kind whatsoever to the contrary in anywise notwithstanding..."
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Lawyer jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
You might be a redneck if... Read this joke...
If your stomach didn`t produce a new layer of mucous every two weeks, it would digest itself... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A guy goes into a public washroom and has to use the only available urinal, between two elderly men... Read this joke...
A professor of chemistry wanted to teach his fifth grade class a lesson about the evils of liquor, so he produced an experiment that involved a glass of water, a glass of whiskey, and two worms... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Kenny, a city boy, moved to the country and purchased a donkey from an old farmer for $100... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff