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Gold watch
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A judge was instructing the jury that a witness
was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful
because he changed his statement after he gave
it to the police.
"For example," he said, "when I entered my
chambers today, I was positive that I had my
gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered
that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom."
When the judge returned home that evening,
his wife asked him "Why so much urgency for your
watch? Isn`t sending three men to pick it up
for you a bit extreme?"
"What?" said the judge, "I didn`t send anyone
for my watch, let alone three people. What happened?"
"I gave it to the first one," said the wife.
"He knew exactly where it was, so I figured you
sent him."
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