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A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one
of his elderly parishoners, Mrs. Smith. He rings
the doorbell and Mrs. Smith appears.
"Good Day Mrs. Smith. I just thought I would
drop by and see how your are doing." The woman
says, "Oh just fine Father, come on in and we`ll
have some tea."
While sitting at the coffee table, the priest
notices a bowl of almonds on the table. "Mind
if I have one?" the priest says.
"Not at all, have as many as you like".
After a few hours the priest looks at his watch
and alarmed at how long he has been visiting
says to Mrs. Smith, "Oh my goodness, look at
the time. I must be going. Oh but dear me I have
eaten all your almonds. I`ll have to replace
them next time I visit."
To which Mrs. Smith replied, "Oh don`t bother
Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it`s
all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them."
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