|
|
|
Business one-liners 28
One liners
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
People who complain about the way the ball bounces usually dropped it.
People who love sausage and respect the law should never watch either of them being made.
People who think they know everything upset those of us who do.
People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
People will believe anything if you whisper it.
People will buy anything that is one-to-a-customer.
People with narrow minds usually have broad tongues.
Perfection is achieved only on the point of collapse.
Performance is directly affected by the perversity of inanimate objects.
Perhaps your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Reviews : 0 [add review]
Previous joke
[ One liners index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 0, Rating : 0.00, 0 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge... Read this joke...
It cost me five thousand dollars to look up your family history... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
A note was left on a car that had been given to a garage to be fixed, "Couldn`t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder... Read this joke...
Well, they do say opposites attact... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
1. Every takeoff is optional. Every landing is mandatory.2. If you push the stick forward, the h... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff