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Business one-liners 49
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Acheson`s Rule Of The Bureaucracy: A memorandum is written not to inform the reader, but to protect the writer. - Dean Acheson Action`s Law: Power tends to corrupt; absolute power corrupts absolutely. Adler`s Distinction: Language is all that separates us from the lower animals, and from the bureaucrats. Advertising Rule: In writing a patent-medicine advertisement, first convince the reader that he has the disease he is reading about; secondly, that it is curable. Air Force Inertia Axiom: Consistency is always easier to defend than correctness. Allen`s Distinction: The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won`t get much sleep. - Woody Allen Albrecht`s Law: Social innovations tend to the level of minimum tolerable well-being. Alden`s Laws: (1) Giving away baby clothes and furniture is the major cause of pregnancy. (2) Always be backlit. (3) Sit down whenever possible. Andrea`s Admonition: Never bestow profanity upon a driver who has wronged you. If you think his window is closed and he can`t hear you, it isn`t and he can. Churchill`s Commentary on Man: Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most of the time he will pick himself up and continue on.
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