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In every work of genius we recognize our rejected thoughts. In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don`t need it. In spite of all evidence to the contrary, the entire universe is composed of only two basic substances: magic and lies. In the fight between you and the world, back the world. Incompetence is a double-edged banana. Influence is like a savings account. The less you use it, the more you`ve got. - Andrew Young, American politician Inspiration and perspiration are related by more than rhyme. Intelligence is a tool to be used towards a goal, and goals are not always chosen intelligently. - Larry Niven `Protector` Interchangable parts won`t. Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place. It may be that your whole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
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