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Off the toilet wall

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Wit and wisdom on the dunny walls of the world:
Friends don`t let friends take home ugly men.
- Women`s toilet, Dewey Beach, Delaware.
The best way to a man`s heart is to saw his breastplate open.
- Women`s toilet, Champaign, Illinois.
Beauty is only a light switch away.
- Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina.
I`ve decided that to raise my grades I must lower my standards.
- Houghton Library, Harvard, Cambridge, Massachusetts.
God made pot. Man made beer. Who do you trust?
- The Irish Times, Washington DC.
Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
- Baton Rouge, Louisiana.
At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry.
- Tucson, Arizona.
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
- Men`s toilet, Chapel Hill, North Carolina.
A Women`s Rule of Thumb - if it has tyres or testicles, you`re going to have trouble with it.
- Women`s toilet, Dallas, Texas.
Jesus Saves, but wouldn`t it be better if he had invested?
- Men`s toilet, American University, Washington DC.
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
- Sign over one of the urinals, Phoenix, Arizona.
You`re too good for him.
- Sign over mirror in women`s toilet, Beverly Hills, California.
No wonder you always go home alone.
- Sign over mirror in men`s toilet, Beverly Hills, California.
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let`s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. - Armand`s Pizza, Washington DC.
To do is to be - Descartes
To be is to do - Sartre
Do be do be do - Frank Sinatra
- Men`s toilets, Scottsdale, Arizona.
It`s hard to make a comeback when you haven`t been anywhere.
- Written in dust on back of a bus, Wickenburg, Arizona.
Make love, not war - hell, do both, get married!
- Women`s toilet, Bozeman, Montana.
If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
- Revolution Books, New York.

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