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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?A: All my autopsies are on dead people... |
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What`s the difference between sorority girls and garbage?Garbage gets taken out once a week!
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How does an idiot call for His dog? He puts two fingers in His mouth and then shouts "Rover!"
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Q: If a crocodile makes shoes what does a banana make?A: Slippers... |
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Did you hear about Michael Jackson? He thought Boyz II Men was a delivery service... |
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What`s twenty feet long and smells like urine? A crowd of old people line dancing... |
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Why do barbers make good drivers?Because they know all the short cuts... |
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Did you know Lorena Bobbit was related to a very famous person? He was the kid who played "Beaver Cleaver... |
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If a stork brings a white baby and a crow brings a black baby what brings nothing? A swallow... |
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If lovers celebrate Valentine`s day what do MP`s celebrate?Palm Sunday!Submitted by Calamjo<... |
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What do you call a man who doesn`t cheat on his wife when he is away on business?An astronaut! <... |
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What do vampires play poker for?High stakes... |
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What do control-top pantyhose and Brooklyn have in common?Flatbush... |
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Why did the pervert cross the road?He was stuck in the chicken... |
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Did you hear about the flower arranger`s children?One was a budding genius, the other was a bloo... |
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What do you call a good looking man with a brunette?A hostage... |
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Q: What has 18 legs and two tits?A: The Supreme Court... |
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