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  Jokes > One liners : total 701. Page : 14.

     
      Men whistling
    Why do men whistle when they`re sitting on the toilet?Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe...
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      2 pounds
    How do you make two pounds of fat better?Add a nipple...
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      Raggedy ann
    What do you get when you cross Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Dough Boy?A little red-headed bitch with a yeast infection...
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      Shoot it
    How are shotguns and mother-in-laws alike?If there is one around, you just want to shoot it!...
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      Lone ranger
    Tonto and the Lone Ranger had a falling out...
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      Fox to a cow
    How do you turn a "fox" into a "cow"? Marry her! Submitted by calamjoEdited by Glaci...
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      Billy ray
    Q: What do you get when you cross Billy Ray Cyrus and a yeast infection?A: An itchy, twitchy twat...
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      Why fake orgasms?
    Why do women fake orgasms?Because men fake foreplay...
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      In common-1
    What do a hooker`s client and a panda have in common?He eats shoots and leaves...
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      Pottery making
    My wife really likes to make pottery, but to me it`s just kiln time...
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      New mustard
    There is a new mustard called, "Dijon vu", it`s new but still tastes the same as before...
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      Rubbed the wrong way
    I fired my masseuse today...
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      Old academics
    Old Academics never die, they just lose their faculties...
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      Beelzebug
    Beelzebug (n.) Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at 3 in the morning and c...
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      Blame someone else
    If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame...
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      Idiot
    Don`t argue with an idiot!People watching may not be able to tell the difference...
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      Giraffes collide
    What do you get when two giraffes collide? A giraffic jam...
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      Pain in the neck
    Why didn`t they invite the giraffe to the party? He was a pain in the neck...
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      Saddam & fred
    How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?Both use to look out their windows and see Rubble...
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      Iraqi navy
    Why did the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?So they can see their Air Force...
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