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  Jokes > One liners : total 701. Page : 2.

     
      Nuts-2
    What`s the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?Beer nuts are a buck-fifty and deer nuts are under a buck...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 7.33, 3 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Chicken or the egg-1
    What came first, the chicken or the egg? I`d have to say it was the rooster! Submitted by Cu...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 5.75, 4 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Musicians
    How many musicians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, two...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 5.30, 10 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      I'm not athletic
    Personally, I`m not the athletic type...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 4.00, 5 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Graffiti
    British public toilets have a large gap between the door and the floor...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 3.58, 12 votes. Reviews : 3


     
      It's in the genes
    How can you tell a male chromosome from a female chromosome?Pull down it`s GENES! Submitted ...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Impressionist
    I went out with a promiscuous impressionist...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Crabs-1
    My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 5.25, 4 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Tupperware
    What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?They like a tight seal...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Disco
    Why did the skeleton go to the disco?He heard it was a hip joint...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 3.53, 17 votes. Reviews : 0




     
      Divorce-3
    Did you hear that Santa is getting a divorce?He got caught laying a doll under the tree last year...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 2.67, 3 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Phone sex
    I tried phone sex once, but the holes were too small...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 8.00, 4 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Adoption
    I know you are nobody`s fool, but maybe somebody can adopt you...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 0.00, 0 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Hell's angels
    Q. Why do Hell`s Angels wear leather? A. Because chiffon wrinkles too easily. Submitted by C...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 1.00, 1 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Irish spider?
    What do you call a big Irish spider? Paddy-long-legs...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 5.22, 9 votes. Reviews : 17


     
      What color coffee?
    Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"Customer : "What other colours do you have?" Sub...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 4.50, 2 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Sumo wrestler
    Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?So nobody will mistake them for lesbians...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 3.31, 19 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Dads say
    Today at work, the boss wanted to know when Father`s Day was...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 4.00, 3 votes. Reviews : 2


     
      Partially nude model
    I dated a partially nude model, and she did a half-assed job...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 1.50, 2 votes. Reviews : 0


     
      Modeling
    I tried runway modeling once...
    » Category : One liners. Rating : 6.00, 3 votes. Reviews : 0




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