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Steven wright 20
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I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all His friends went to the funeral in one car.
How young can you die of old age?
If you saw a heat wave, would you wave back?
If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer?
I used to be a narrator for bad mimes.
On the other hand... You have different fingers.
I can levitate birds. No one cares.
Women... Can`t live with `em... Can`t shoot `em.
If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go?
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