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The President is running down the street one day, and he sees a little girl who is giving away puppies that her dog just had. He goes up to the girl and says, "Little girl, I think that it`s wonderful that you`re doing such a good thing." The little girl says, "Thank you, Mr. Clinton. Would you like a puppy? They`re Democrats." Bill declines and jogs onward. The next day Billy jogs past the same girl and decides to talk to her again. "You know what, little girl? I think I`ll take one of those puppies after all, seeing as how they`re Democrats." The girl says, "I`m sorry Mr. Clinton, but they`re not Democrats any more. They`re Republican now." Bill says, "They are? How do you know? As a matter of fact, how did you know that they were Democrats at first to begin with?" She says, "Well, just after they were born they were Democrats, but now their eyes are open."
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