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Hillary goes to heaven


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Hillary Clinton died and, Lord knows why, went to heaven. St. Peter approached Her and says "Hillary, I know you`re `somebody` down on Earth, but up here, you`re just another person. And, I`m swamped right now, so have a seat and I`ll get back with you as soon as I can."
So Hillary sits down and begins looking at Her surroundings. She notices a huge wall that extends as far as the eye can see. And on that wall there are millions and millions of clocks. She can`t help notice that on occasion some of the clocks jump ahead fifteen minutes.
When St. Peter returns she asks "What`s the deal with the clocks?"
St. Peter replies "There is a clock on the wall for every married man on Earth."
Hillary asks, "Well what does it mean when the clock jumps ahead 15 minutes?"
St. Peter replies, "That means that the man that belongs to that clock has just committed adultery."
Hillary asks, "Well, is my husband`s clock on the wall?"
St. Peter replies, "Of course not. God has it in His office and is using it for an electric fan."


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