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Writing in the snow

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Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead
of winter. Right in front of him, he sees "The President Must
Die" written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is
ticked. He storms into the Secret Service compound and yells,
"There`s a death threat on the front lawn! And it`s written
in urine!

I want to know who did it, and I want to know NOW."

The Secret Service agents scurry for the door. That evening,
the chief agent approaches Clinton and says, "Mr. President,
we have some bad news and some really bad news. Which do you
want first?"

Clinton says, "Give me the bad news first."

The agent says, "Sir, we tested a sample of the urine. The
results just came back. The urine belongs to Al Gore."

"Oh my god," Clinton says. "I feel so ... betrayed! My own
vice president!

What`s the *really* bad news?"

"Sir, the handwriting belongs to Hillary."

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