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Clarence-1
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Rating : 5.15, 20 votes.
Reviews : 48 [add review]
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to
college at UVA. But her father said ` No Way!
You`re going to By-God West Virginia Univ.`
Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The
first semester went by, and she wrote home that
she was getting married to, a man from Richmond,
VA named Clarence. Her father said ` I`ll be
damned if my daughter is marrying a man from
Richmond, you`re marrying a By-God West Virginian
boy.`
So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their
sister. In a couple of days they returned. Dad
said ` Where is your sister?`
They replied ` We were almost there Daddy and we
came up on this overpass that had this sign that
read `Clarence 13`6`` so we turned around and got
the hell out of there.`
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