|
|
|
Clarence-1
Redneck jokes
Rating : 5.15, 20 votes.
Reviews : 48 [add review]
A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to
college at UVA. But her father said ` No Way!
You`re going to By-God West Virginia Univ.`
Well she got her way and she went to UVA. The
first semester went by, and she wrote home that
she was getting married to, a man from Richmond,
VA named Clarence. Her father said ` I`ll be
damned if my daughter is marrying a man from
Richmond, you`re marrying a By-God West Virginian
boy.`
So he sent his two sons to UVA to get their
sister. In a couple of days they returned. Dad
said ` Where is your sister?`
They replied ` We were almost there Daddy and we
came up on this overpass that had this sign that
read `Clarence 13`6`` so we turned around and got
the hell out of there.`
Rating : 5.15, 20 votes.
Reviews : 48 [add review]
Previous joke
[ Redneck jokes index ]
Next joke
Previous joke
[ jokes index ]
Next joke
More :
Popular jokes |
Most reviewed jokes |
Top Rated jokes
Reviews of that joke :
Reviews : 48, Rating : 5.15, 20 votes.
Post your review!
| |
|
|
|
Random jokes |
You`re so ugly if you joined an ugly contest, they`d say "Sorry, no professionals!"... Read this joke...
Why don`t you slip into something more comfortable... Read this joke...
|
|
Random joke |
I have learned that if you upset your wife she nags you... Read this joke...
You add to, not diminish, pain!... Read this joke...
|
|
Random Funny stuff
Originally, Nintendo was a playing card manufacturer... Read this joke...
Random pics
|
|
Funny stuff