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Free sex with fill-up

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Two good ol` boys were driving down the road
when they noticed they needed some gas. They
started looking for a gas station when they saw
a sign that read `Free Sex with Fill up.`
They decided to pull in and told the attendant
to, `fill `er up.`
After he was done the attendant went to the window
and said that it would be $18.00 for the gas.
They paid and as the attendant started to walk
away the driver yelled `What about my free sex?`.
The attendant rolled his eyes and went to the
window and said, `OK, but you will have to guess a
number between 1 and 10`.
The driver said, `6.`
The attendant said `No, the answer was 3, sorry.`
As the attendant started to walk off the
passenger said, `Give me a try.` The attendant
said `OK.` The passenger said, `7.`
And the attendant said `No, I told you the answer
was 3.`
The driver then sped off and the passenger
looked over and said, `I think that game was
rigged, there is no way to win.`
To which the driver replied, `Uh, Uh, my wife won
three times last week.`

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