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You might be a redneck if 36
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You might be a redneck if... You`ve ever been arrested for a DUI on a riding lawn mower. You keep your teeth and your goldfish in the same glass. On average, one out of every thirty words you use can be found in a dictionary. You think Motorola is a fancy name for a car part. You give your girlfriend long-thorned roses hoping she won`t ask for them again. You borrow your wedding flowers from Wal-Mart. You think Hamlet is on the McDonald`s breakfast menu. Your kids are going hungry tonight because you had to see your maw run her car at the dirt track race. Your dad says, "Let`s hit the road for dinner," and then grabs a shovel. You ever called your sister "Mom" and didn`t have to correct yourself.
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