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You might be a redneck if 46
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You might be a redneck if... Your insurance man is a redneck too if he pays you for it. You have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. You`ve ever hit a deer with your car...deliberately. You can tell your age by the number of rings in the bathtub. Your momma gives you tips on how to sneak booze into sporting events. Exxon and Conoco have offered you royalties for your hair. Your dad is also your favorite uncle. Your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded. During your senior year you and your mother had homeroom together. You`re a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.
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