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23rd channel
Religious jokes
Rating : 6.00, 16 votes.
Reviews : 9 [add review]
The 23rd Channel
The TV is my shepherd, I shall not want.
It maketh me to lie down on the sofa;
It leadeth me away from faith;
It destroys my soul;
It leadeth me into the paths of sex and violence for the
sponsors sake.
Yea, though I walk through the shadow of my Christian
responsibilities,
there is no interruption, for the TV is with me;
Its cables and remote control, they comfort me.
It prepareth a commercial for me in the presence of my
worldliness.
It annointeth my head with humanism and consumerism; my
coveting runneth over.
Surely, laziness and ignorance shall follow me all the days
of my life,
and I shall dwell in the house, just watching TV all the
time.
Rating : 6.00, 16 votes.
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