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Conversation with god
Religious jokes
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A man was walking through a forest pondering life. He
walked, pondered, walked, and pondered. He felt very
close to nature and even close to God.
He felt so close to God that he felt if he spoke God would
listen. So he asked, "God, are you listening?"
And God replied, "Yes my son, I am here."
The man stopped and pondered some more. He looked towards
the sky and said, "God, what is a million years to you?" God
replied, "Well my son, a second to me is like a million years
to you."
So the man continued to walk and to ponder... walk and
ponder... Then he looked to the sky again and said,
"God, what is a million dollars to you?" And God replied,
"My son, my son...a penny to me is like a million dollars to
you. It means almost nothing to me. It does not even have a
value it is so little."
The man looked down, pondered a bit and then looked up to
the sky and said, "God, can I have a million dollars?"
And God replied, "In a second."
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