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God and eve in the garden

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One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God...
"Lord, I have a problem!"
"What`s the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you`ve created me and have provided this
beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that
hilarious comedic snake, but I`m just not happy."
"Why is that, Eve?" came the reply from above.
"Lord, I am lonely. And I`m sick to death of apples."
"Well, Eve, in that case, I have a solution. I shall create
a man for you."
"What`s a `man,` Lord?"
"This man will be a flawed creature, with many bad traits.
He`ll lie,>cheat, and be vainglorious; all in all, he`ll give
you a hard time. But, he`ll be bigger, faster, and will like
to hunt and kill things. He will look silly aroused, but
since you`ve been complaining, I`ll create him in such in a
way that he will satisfy your ah, physical needs. He`ll be
witless and will revel in childish things like fighting and
kicking a ball about. He won`t be too smart, so he`ll also
need your advise to think properly.
"Sounds great," says Eve, with an ironically raised eyebrow.
"What`s the catch, Lord?"
"Yeah, well. you can have him on one condition."
"What`s that, Lord?"
"As I said, he`ll be proud, arrogant, and self-admiring. .
. So you`ll have to let him believe that I made him first. .
. So, just remember. .. It`s our secret. .. Woman to

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