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Thanks tony
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The country was in such a terrible state,
Parliament rose for a budget debate,
It was quite a few moments before Gordy spoke
When he did he said "Sex will cost ten quid a poke"
Whether you`re short, long, skinny or thick,
The tax will be paid on the use of your prick,
Chris Smith said "Now Gordon look here,
Will the tax still be paid for the boys who are queer ?"
Mandy arose and looked very glum,
"Will I be exempt coz I only like bum"
Gordon replied and sounded quite airy
"You`ll fucking pay double, you dirty old fairy"
Up got Hague to tremendous applause,
He grabbed Margaret Beckett, and whipped off Her drawers
He straddled across Her and fucked Her at will
Then shouted at Gordon "Put that on your bill"
Prescott shouted "I think I`ll resign
I haven`t had pussy for a very long time
I dream every night of a big juicy crutch
But ten quid a jump is a bit fucking much"
The debate carried on, oh what a night
Many were bonking any woman in sight
The whole house was screwing, the speaker was too
And in the excitement, the dumb bill got through
So now in the bedrooms of England each night
There`s many a fanny closed up good and tight
They`re taxing our booze and taxing our smokes
And now the bastards are taxing our pokes
If ten quid a time is the price we must pay,
It`s now with ourselves we are forced to play,
So to quench our frustration, we must have a wank
For the state of our country, we have Tony to thank.
Submitted by calamjo
Edited by Curtis
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