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The One-Armed Lesbian Dwarf Thrower

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[Mary Magdala and Jesus the Nazerene sit under a tree, sharing a joint]

Maggie: What was with that quip you gave to Judah, about the poor?
Joshua: What quip?
Mary: You know, “the poor you have with you always”.
Yeshua: Hmmmm? Good god! Did I say that?
Magdala: Yep?
Jesus: Holy great grandmother’s chest hair? I’m fucked!
Magdala: What!?!
Chippie: I’ve just circumvented my main agenda! Why oh why are you so good with feet?
Maggie: You’ve lost me.
bar-?: That foot rub beguiled me. My whole body was in heaven!
Maria: I am well glad. :) Yet still confused :
Jeshua: Ahh bugger it! You are a giver, they are all takers. God knows what a mess they will make of it.
Magdala: Wha?
Jesus: You like Judah. :) I can tell.
Mary: I used to. Not anymore.
Joshua: You should. He’s wiser than you think.
Maria: I don’t trust him.
bar-?: Trust! Bah humbug! Hey, did you hear the one about the one-armed lesbian dwarf thrower?
Magdala: What?
Jesus: He was gay. :)

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